Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Week 28. DUMB LAWS

Ok. The one that caught my eye is that we can't enter a city in a car/truck unless we contact the 5-1-5-0?? (Police) I have broken the law so many times then. Another one is that we can't speak the English language?!?!? how are we supposed to communicate?? It is legal to protest naked under 17 years of age if you have the right permits..... Who would do that?? In Pennsylvania it is illegal to sleep on top of a refridgerator at night outside. I know what i am doing this weekend in Illinois. In Pennsylvania you can only catch fish with your mouth... Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, and wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue in Pennsylvania. 

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Week 27: SO many mistakes.

My favorite mistake i made was joining the fire department. Because once i joined the fire department, i was deemed uninnocent. The fire department changes you man. It changes how you think about things. Like before i thought people weren't stupid, now i think a lot of people are stupid in Spring Bay and surrounding areas. Lolol. This mistake has led me to many more opportunities to learn and serve my community. We have a lot of fun at the fire house. Sometimes too much fun that gets us in trouble. Lol jk. But that is the greatest mistake i have EVER made!!!!! Without the fire department, i would be nothing.

Friday, April 4, 2014

Week 26

Why would they steal the Easter Bunny?! That is the ULTIMATE crime ever any could ever commit! Why you may ask? Because there will be no candy on Easter morning for all the little kids! My search team would consist of the the famous holiday characters to find everyone. We would have a kick-butt team to find the easter bunny. Those nasty leprechauns stole and kidnapped the Easter bunny because they were tired of having their holiday being put to shame! They took the bunny and hid him in a empty pot of gold at the end of the black black-bow. It was a hard rescue for our team, but we got it accomplished and the leprechauns were deemed to never get candy on Easter Day for the rest of their lives!