Week 25: SALSA SHARK

I really didn't make mashed potato Castle, but i did fling my peas at my family with spoons. Dad didn't really like that. I got yelled at. A lot. I sometimes even got sent away from the dinner table. Without any food!!! that was torture. All those hours without food made me wait FOREVER for breakfast to come the next day. I also blew milk bubbles, mom thought it was funny when dad wasn't home but when dad was home it didn't go well. One time my sister made me laugh so hard my milk went through my NOSE. It was a really weird feeling!

Week 24

We all know who stole the mighty pen of greatness. But FIRST. I must say some things.... You would think it would be the craziest person in the class.. Cough Cough Chase Miller Cough Cough... But this time i think it is something different, Chase may be crazy but he wouldn't steal a purple pen because purple isn't his color. BTW the game CLUE is awesome! Ok, time to get down to business. I think Miss Hudson stole the pen herself, hid it, and framed it on us because she wanted to sue the school so she could get a million FREE purple pens! Miss Hudson is the thief! THIEF!!!!!! Way to go Hoodson, i cracked your case Jack. #IjustwentDuckDynastyupinhereJack. Off with her head!