Week 32: LAST BLOG OF SOPHOMORE YEAR!!!!!

Oh geez. Last blog of the sophomore year. This year has gone by FAST! Anyways, to the important part:

Most Interesting Part of This Class: When Ms. Hudson let us read twice a week

Most Boring/Useless Part of This Class: Treasure words and quizzes. (no offense)
Hardest I Laughed in This Class: When J. Swole had his bass fishing shirt have on it J. Swole
Favorite Memory from This Class: When Hudson said "I'm From the Hood son."
Best Thing About Hudson as a Teacher: That she is young and she can relate to us.
Thing Hudson Could do to Make This Class Better For Future Classes: No treasure words. Other than that, you are awesome Ma'am. 

Any Final Comments for Hudson: You made sophomore year awesome. I really hated English before this class and you made it fun. Mrs. Taylors class was horrible. (no offense.) I honestly can not wait for Junior year English because you make it fun and interesting. Hudson, our senior trip is going to be awesome. I can't wait for my senior trip dude! We will have a great time. #TeamHudsonAllTheWay

Week 30 - Juniors!!!!!!!!!

Some advise that i have is to ALWAYS do your homework. It will quickly build up if you continue to not do your Homework. Also, if you hate school, and don't do your work, you will be in school longer! SO DO YOUR WORK AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO BE IN SCHOOL FOR LONGER.  I don't get why people don't do their crap. Anywho, i can not wait until i become a Junior next year. Because it means EXEMPTIONS FOR FINALS!!! Finals are horrible. Also. Study for finals because they destroy your grade really quickly. Good luck next year sophomores.

Nicholas Cage Rage treasure hunt.

BOY OH BOY! TREASURE!!!!! I really don't know who this guy is, but if he promises half the earnings that we find, i will follow along, plus i like a good Indiana Jones style adventure. If this guy decides after we find the treasure that he wants to walk out on me without sharing, he will be shot and that will be the End of Ol' Nicholas Cage. I honestly think that the treasure is in the middle of Half Moon Park in one of the baseball fields. I got a big ole Back hoe, and dug a hole out and looked in there, and there was a map.  It showed me to go down deeper to get it. It hinted a large sum of gold. Once we found it, he tried to take it off by himself, but i warned i would shoot, and i would spit the gold because i knew he wouldn't be fair. We split and went on our merry way. Old Nicholas Cage got lucky.

DOOG KCUL!

Ok. First if that actually happened i would be the happiest dude in the world. I would go to Menards, tell the General Manager that he has to step down and i would take his place. Everyone would love me as the GM. THEN! I would go to the gas station and win the 600 million dollar lottery because i am a boss. I would go to my church and spend money to fix all its problems, and then get them out of debt. Then i would buy a huge lifted f-250 and all my dreams would basically be accomplished, but i would update my house and hook up my family with some money because i am a nice guy. Big $ FTW.

Week 28. DUMB LAWS

Ok. The one that caught my eye is that we can't enter a city in a car/truck unless we contact the 5-1-5-0?? (Police) I have broken the law so many times then. Another one is that we can't speak the English language?!?!? how are we supposed to communicate?? It is legal to protest naked under 17 years of age if you have the right permits..... Who would do that?? In Pennsylvania it is illegal to sleep on top of a refridgerator at night outside. I know what i am doing this weekend in Illinois. In Pennsylvania you can only catch fish with your mouth... Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, and wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue in Pennsylvania. 

Week 27: SO many mistakes.

My favorite mistake i made was joining the fire department. Because once i joined the fire department, i was deemed uninnocent. The fire department changes you man. It changes how you think about things. Like before i thought people weren't stupid, now i think a lot of people are stupid in Spring Bay and surrounding areas. Lolol. This mistake has led me to many more opportunities to learn and serve my community. We have a lot of fun at the fire house. Sometimes too much fun that gets us in trouble. Lol jk. But that is the greatest mistake i have EVER made!!!!! Without the fire department, i would be nothing.

Week 26

Why would they steal the Easter Bunny?! That is the ULTIMATE crime ever any could ever commit! Why you may ask? Because there will be no candy on Easter morning for all the little kids! My search team would consist of the the famous holiday characters to find everyone. We would have a kick-butt team to find the easter bunny. Those nasty leprechauns stole and kidnapped the Easter bunny because they were tired of having their holiday being put to shame! They took the bunny and hid him in a empty pot of gold at the end of the black black-bow. It was a hard rescue for our team, but we got it accomplished and the leprechauns were deemed to never get candy on Easter Day for the rest of their lives!

Week 25: SALSA SHARK

I really didn't make mashed potato Castle, but i did fling my peas at my family with spoons. Dad didn't really like that. I got yelled at. A lot. I sometimes even got sent away from the dinner table. Without any food!!! that was torture. All those hours without food made me wait FOREVER for breakfast to come the next day. I also blew milk bubbles, mom thought it was funny when dad wasn't home but when dad was home it didn't go well. One time my sister made me laugh so hard my milk went through my NOSE. It was a really weird feeling!

Week 24

We all know who stole the mighty pen of greatness. But FIRST. I must say some things.... You would think it would be the craziest person in the class.. Cough Cough Chase Miller Cough Cough... But this time i think it is something different, Chase may be crazy but he wouldn't steal a purple pen because purple isn't his color. BTW the game CLUE is awesome! Ok, time to get down to business. I think Miss Hudson stole the pen herself, hid it, and framed it on us because she wanted to sue the school so she could get a million FREE purple pens! Miss Hudson is the thief! THIEF!!!!!! Way to go Hoodson, i cracked your case Jack. #IjustwentDuckDynastyupinhereJack. Off with her head!

WEEK 23

Okay. There are A LOT of influential people in my life. Here it goes. My number 1 person that inspires me is my dad. He has done a lot in his life, especially being there for people, whether in the Air Force or on the ambulance squad. I want to be just like him. The second person that influences me is a guy named Josh Gordon. He is a Lieutenant on my fire department, and he does it all. He is really knowledgeable about the fire and ems service and i want to be just like him. My third most person that influences me is my grandpa. He is a huge handyman and is very crafty and i want to learn as much from him as i can. My 4th person/thing is my cat. He inspires me to sleep in more because he always sleeps. And he has free rent! I don't... :( My 5th person that inspires me is my Fire Chief, because he has been on our fire department for 34 years and i want to devote my life to the fire department like he has because i feel great being able to help people. He is an awesome man.

Week 22

I have a crush on Sophia Bush from Chicago P.D. She is one of the main characters in that show and she is Awesome. Her character name is Erin Lindsey on Chicago P.D., and like i said she is a detective. She kicks BUTT on that show. She is tiny but she has a huge voice and takes control of Chicago when she is on duty. She is not afraid of anything in Chicago, and she is not afraid to get to get into the heart of crime. She will do anything and everything to keep Chicago safe. She is a beast. #ChicagoP.D. #SophiaBush

Week 21.

I think if i had Cupids love arrows, i would go out and mess with peoples emotions because i don't feel like it is my job to set people up with each other, i am not a dating website like Eharmony. It would be fun to mess with peoples emotions because you would always keep peoples minds wondering if they are enough for their companion, and then they would spend all their hard earned money on them and then find out they are broke and get more and more in debt, but then their partner would leave them, this is kind of a harsh thing to do but i would be entertained. I do feel though if someone wants a mate, they should go out and find them, and not use Cupid for "relationships"

Week 20

If i became a little kid again.... I would first take a nap because i NEVER have time to take naps anymore, lets face it, naps are pretty awesome!!! I like those feelings as a kid as where you are never bothered to do chores or any of that boring stuff. but today, i always have to do chores every saturday and they are so boring and dumb. But i do like living in a clean house i just don't like the work that has to be done to clean it. After i got done taking a nap, i would invent a machine to send me back to adult hood, because i like being an adult and you can't drive a car as a kid!

Week 19: We have ALL the super powers!

I think if i woke up with a super power it would be so awesome. What is the super power you may ask?!?!?! :D It would be the power to make all non-ford trucks to ford trucks!!! Non ford trucks are the devil!!! If i got that super power i would be awake FOREVER getting rid of non-ford trucks! (mainly chevy's because chevy's suck!!!) I think Miss Hudson's super power would be if she woke up and had a super power, it would be the power to give lonely people cats so they would be happy forever! Cats are awesome and great sidekicks also. They can jump really high, and get anything they want when their eyes start sparkling and get big!

Week 18... 5 THINGS

If i was on a dating show thingy these are the five things i would bring. I would bring my fire department helmet to symbolize that i am on a fire department and i save lives, i would bring a Bible to show my faith that I believe in God, i would bring a Ford Truck to show her that I love Ford and they are the best trucks ever!!! I would bring a gun to show i am in to self defense, and finally i would bring a work T shirt to show i am in to providing for myself and am not someone who is lazy. Five things I would hope she would bring are: Definitely a Bible also because i really wouldn't be too interested in someone who doesn't believe in God, I would hope she had a Ford truck because so i would know she has great tastes in trucks, i would hope she would bring a piece of steak to see that she likes to eat meat because meat is awesome, I would hope she would bring something to resemble that she isn't lazy and provides for herself like i provide for myself, and lastly i would hope she would bring something that resembles she is a football fan, preferably a Steelers fan. :D  

Week 17.

Dreams. I have had some really weird ones. This one recent one i had was that everyone was at school and the world was ending... I have NO idea why we were at school. My friend Matt was like the main character in the dream and he and i and a lot of every other people were in the cafeteria and he was telling me to cut a hole around him on the floor so he could fall to the basement. Then i woke up... When i have dreams and it is interesting i have to tell it really quick so i don't forget what happened. Sometimes people i know are in dreams and sometimes they aren't and I'm just in this enchanted place... When ever i wake up from dreams it usually ends in me like jumping up and giving myself a small heart attack that leaves my heart pounding. :o