Week 32: LAST BLOG OF SOPHOMORE YEAR!!!!!

Oh geez. Last blog of the sophomore year. This year has gone by FAST! Anyways, to the important part:

Most Interesting Part of This Class: When Ms. Hudson let us read twice a week

Most Boring/Useless Part of This Class: Treasure words and quizzes. (no offense)
Hardest I Laughed in This Class: When J. Swole had his bass fishing shirt have on it J. Swole
Favorite Memory from This Class: When Hudson said "I'm From the Hood son."
Best Thing About Hudson as a Teacher: That she is young and she can relate to us.
Thing Hudson Could do to Make This Class Better For Future Classes: No treasure words. Other than that, you are awesome Ma'am. 

Any Final Comments for Hudson: You made sophomore year awesome. I really hated English before this class and you made it fun. Mrs. Taylors class was horrible. (no offense.) I honestly can not wait for Junior year English because you make it fun and interesting. Hudson, our senior trip is going to be awesome. I can't wait for my senior trip dude! We will have a great time. #TeamHudsonAllTheWay

Week 30 - Juniors!!!!!!!!!

Some advise that i have is to ALWAYS do your homework. It will quickly build up if you continue to not do your Homework. Also, if you hate school, and don't do your work, you will be in school longer! SO DO YOUR WORK AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO BE IN SCHOOL FOR LONGER.  I don't get why people don't do their crap. Anywho, i can not wait until i become a Junior next year. Because it means EXEMPTIONS FOR FINALS!!! Finals are horrible. Also. Study for finals because they destroy your grade really quickly. Good luck next year sophomores.

Nicholas Cage Rage treasure hunt.

BOY OH BOY! TREASURE!!!!! I really don't know who this guy is, but if he promises half the earnings that we find, i will follow along, plus i like a good Indiana Jones style adventure. If this guy decides after we find the treasure that he wants to walk out on me without sharing, he will be shot and that will be the End of Ol' Nicholas Cage. I honestly think that the treasure is in the middle of Half Moon Park in one of the baseball fields. I got a big ole Back hoe, and dug a hole out and looked in there, and there was a map.  It showed me to go down deeper to get it. It hinted a large sum of gold. Once we found it, he tried to take it off by himself, but i warned i would shoot, and i would spit the gold because i knew he wouldn't be fair. We split and went on our merry way. Old Nicholas Cage got lucky.

DOOG KCUL!

Ok. First if that actually happened i would be the happiest dude in the world. I would go to Menards, tell the General Manager that he has to step down and i would take his place. Everyone would love me as the GM. THEN! I would go to the gas station and win the 600 million dollar lottery because i am a boss. I would go to my church and spend money to fix all its problems, and then get them out of debt. Then i would buy a huge lifted f-250 and all my dreams would basically be accomplished, but i would update my house and hook up my family with some money because i am a nice guy. Big $ FTW.

Week 28. DUMB LAWS

Ok. The one that caught my eye is that we can't enter a city in a car/truck unless we contact the 5-1-5-0?? (Police) I have broken the law so many times then. Another one is that we can't speak the English language?!?!? how are we supposed to communicate?? It is legal to protest naked under 17 years of age if you have the right permits..... Who would do that?? In Pennsylvania it is illegal to sleep on top of a refridgerator at night outside. I know what i am doing this weekend in Illinois. In Pennsylvania you can only catch fish with your mouth... Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, and wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue in Pennsylvania. 

Week 27: SO many mistakes.

My favorite mistake i made was joining the fire department. Because once i joined the fire department, i was deemed uninnocent. The fire department changes you man. It changes how you think about things. Like before i thought people weren't stupid, now i think a lot of people are stupid in Spring Bay and surrounding areas. Lolol. This mistake has led me to many more opportunities to learn and serve my community. We have a lot of fun at the fire house. Sometimes too much fun that gets us in trouble. Lol jk. But that is the greatest mistake i have EVER made!!!!! Without the fire department, i would be nothing.

Week 26

Why would they steal the Easter Bunny?! That is the ULTIMATE crime ever any could ever commit! Why you may ask? Because there will be no candy on Easter morning for all the little kids! My search team would consist of the the famous holiday characters to find everyone. We would have a kick-butt team to find the easter bunny. Those nasty leprechauns stole and kidnapped the Easter bunny because they were tired of having their holiday being put to shame! They took the bunny and hid him in a empty pot of gold at the end of the black black-bow. It was a hard rescue for our team, but we got it accomplished and the leprechauns were deemed to never get candy on Easter Day for the rest of their lives!